reasons that it's a good thing to have your phone stolen:

6. You get to spend days shopping around for a replacement phone: stores around town, online, ebay auctions. It's so exciting!
5. You get to reenter all your contacts... again.
4. You avoid all those pesky calls from friends and family.
3. You get to pay full cost for an overpriced cell phone that will probably break as soon as you drop it.
2. You get to help out a bunch of strangers with their international calls to Colombia, Venzuela, Panama, etc.
1. You have two chargers; one each for work and home.